Guest Blogger, Glodean Benson Washington

I hope that by doing this blog-thingy, I can go back to working on things to make things happen for my hubby and me. I don't know what Essie's mother thought would be accomplished by inviting me to do a blog like this. She has to know that I can not stand Essie Lane Simmons--especially after the hussy stuck me in my behind with a hat pin. I'll never forget that. And that is why I'm always scheming and plotting and trying to help my husband, Sonny Washington, find a way to get back at Theophilus Simmons.

Theophilus made me mad back then in Church Folk. And he makes me mad now for More Church Folk. Who does he and his little wife think they are? And who made them king and queen of the Gospel United Church anyway? Why are folk always picking her over me and him over Sonny? They make me want to holler!

Lee Allie is pointing to her watch. And she can point until her eyeballs pop out of her head for all I care. Nobody told her to call me and bug me about this in the first place. So, she can just wait. Who does she think she is?

Wait. Lee Allie is snatching the laptop away from me. Oh, no she didn't just...Glodean