Guest Blogger, Bishop Otis Caruthers, Sr., Located Bishop in Church Folk

The first thing I need to say, is why did these people feel a need to inform everybody reading this, that I am a 'Located Bishop.' That's none of their business. Now, folks will be calling me and asking what 'located' means, and then they'll want to know what I did to get 'located' in the first place.

You know what I did? I did exactly what I wanted to do and how I wanted to do it, and I didn't give a hoot about my denomination. And do you want to know a secret that a lot of these wheelers and dealers in the Gospel United Church don't want you to know? They don't want you to know that if they acted right and voted right and weren't so afraid of real men running the denomination, a joker like me wouldn't have a chance of getting elected bishop.

Preachers like me get elected because preachers like Ernest Brown and Sonny Washington and Ernest's son, Marcel, are weak, and they are intimidated by real men like Murcheson James, Percy Jennings, Eddie Tate, and Theophilus Simmons. Yeah, I said it. They are some real men, and if you tell somebody I said that, I will lie. I will lie and say that you are crazy. But it is the truth.

What? That Lee Allie Lane says that my time is up, and that she wished I'd tell the truth for a change. But I can't do that because the truth sets folks free and I am not trying to have a bunch free and clear folk running around trying to do right and messing up my game and messing with all of my money, Otis Caruthers.